- paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
I’m dying.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
(Source: controversialism)
SO FUCKING COOL WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?
(Source: videohall)
If you don’t like Chris Evans then you probably don’t have a soul.
